Introducing Simeon Bateman
I will admit that I am a shorts and flip-flops kind of guy. My
friends all laugh when they see me in pants, because they know I hate
it. So it is a very special occasion today because I am wearing a
suit. Thats right, custom tailored and everything. I bought
it for the cruise my wife and I went on on our honeymoon (2.5 years
ago) and I haven’t worn it since.
We are having professional
photos taken in our office today, and for some reason my bosses decided
that the slug of and IT Director needed to have his picture taken as
well. So on this special occasion while I am all done up, I have
choosen to take this opportunity to show the world who I am. Or
rather who I could be if I cleaned up a bit. So without futher
ado, please allow me to introduce myself: Simeon Bateman
And
yes, for those who are wondering, I am wearing makeup. Perhaps when the
good shots come back I will post a nice picture of me.
08 Apr 2005 Simeon
Very nice indeed!! You clean up good. But of course I knew that, or I wouldn’t have married you.
Quite dapper, if I do say so.
…your still a g33k, though…
Well Wifey, I am very glad that you kept me around,
And thanks for the kind words Jesse. I will always be a g33k. I started much too early in life to give it up now!
Man, you must have great IT Director. Here you are publicly calling him a slug without so much as a hint of worry about your job security.
Oh!
Hang on a sec…
That’s pretty much the thoughts that went through my mind as I read the post
Rather dashing!